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Do or Don’t: Final Fantasy 15

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Final Fantasy is a series that many people hold as a nostalgic brand to constantly look forward to when a new title is announced. I’m one of those people. I finally got my hands on Final Fantasy 15. Let ME … Continue reading

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Mass Effect: Andromeda Review

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Mass Effect Andromeda is like revisiting a TV show from the ’90s that you absolutely loved as a younger, less cynical person, only to find out that the thing you cherished is kind of fucked-up and maybe not as great … Continue reading

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For Honor: A Flawed, Loveable Gem

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  For Honor is like Mortal Kombat. It’s like Fight Night. It’s like Dynasty Warriors. It’s like… well, it’s not like anything I’ve played before. For Honor is Ubisoft’s ancient warrior, melee based multiplayer fighting game. Players use vikings, samurai … Continue reading

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Ain’t No Ghost! Resident Evil 7 Review

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I played the Beginning Hour demo. There was ghost. I played Resident Evil: Biohazard… ain’t no ghost! It helped me play the game because I don’t like ghosts. I have severe anxiety and ghosts follow no goddamn laws so I … Continue reading

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Budget Gaming 101: Stupid Pandas and Psychotic Flash Games.

I wake up, stare at the ceiling, regret waking up, then roll over to turn on my PlayStation 4 via the wireless controller. The home screen boots up and, instead of firing up Battlefield or Call of Duty, I open … Continue reading

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Let It Die, The Stylish Hack and Slash I Didn’t Give a Chance

  As I sat behind the counter at one of several local liquor stores, my mind started wandering to what I had to do that night. Cleaning my room, doing laundry, and drinking were at the top of my list, … Continue reading

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Domestic Abuse: UFC 2 Review

Sweat! Testosterone! Joe Rogan yelling at you! Enter EA Sports UFC 2, the second entry of the MMA fighting series. Electronic Arts took the series over from THQ and I have to say I miss THQ, at least a little. … Continue reading

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Battlefield 1 Review: Oh Look, Buildings Fall Down Again!

I’d kind of forgotten what destruction looked like in a Battlefield game. Since Battlefield: Bad Company 2, it seemed like the developers of the series have been dialing back the free-form destruction in favor of activated set pieces. Collapsing buildings, … Continue reading

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Mafia III Review: A big, dumb game that I’m still playing

I got duped, man. I bought into the hype and bit the $60 bullet, buying Mafia III a few days after release. But I didn’t get Mafia III. I didn’t get another addition into a great series. I got a … Continue reading

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Destiny is the Coolest Game Ever, Except Not Really

My friends all have Destiny. It’s all some of them play. And so I asked what the game was like. Here’s some shit I was told. IT’S LIKE BORDERLANDS MIXED WITH CALL OF DUTY BUT WITH HALO ENEMIES   Except … Continue reading

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