Tag Archives: funny

Thinner #10 General Family Dollar Tree

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It’s time to take a stand in my life, and squid-gods, drugstore employees and fucking Santa Claus will not stop me from eating uncooked microwavable food.  Continue reading

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I’m Friday the 13th

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I’m  Friday the 13th. I’m the baddest of bad luck. Black cats and broken mirrors like left jabs and right straights from Muhammad Ali. Continue reading

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This Is It, Then

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Dad built a bunker and then the world ended, but I’m a teenager and hanging with my parents is lame. Continue reading

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Black Friday

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A black Friday sale descends into violence because the deals are too damn good. Continue reading

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Thinner #8: Spiderman

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[Omitted] continues with the pain of existence, now on the bus ride home. Continue reading

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Tech Support Tease

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Talk to me, in your customer service voice… Continue reading

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