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Thinner #6: The GKC

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  At work, again. Or still, I can’t tell. Days flicker by and meld together, like binge watching a television show. You don’t even see the intro anymore. You just see a big stupid idiot going about his routine. I … Continue reading

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Thinner #5: Day Drinking at the Laundromat

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[Omitted] finds love. Continue reading

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Thinner #4: Liar

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  I’m at job. Not at my job. Just at job. Job is a place and a faceless entity that wants to gobble me up. But I’m good at job. CVS stopped taking all of my calls, so I found out rather … Continue reading

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Thinner #3: Call Waiting

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I get a job interview at a teleservice company. I go in the office and they make me talk to a Spanish lady over the phone. I read the script. I ask for her money. “Yes. Okay.” The manager and … Continue reading

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Thinner #2: Love

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Character falls in love, loses his blood, passes out. Continue reading

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The Milk Snake

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  There was a snake in my milk. I heard it as I hoisted the jug of white and brought it out of my refrigerator. Carefully, like a man about to defuse a bomb, I set the jug down on … Continue reading

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Suck-toast

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  You bite into some toast. It is not good toast. It’s probably the worst toast. It is bland and dry, the butter you slapped on just sits there like snot on a crusted-up nose. You hate this toast. You think … Continue reading

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