Tag Archives: life

Thinner #10 General Family Dollar Tree

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It’s time to take a stand in my life, and squid-gods, drugstore employees and fucking Santa Claus will not stop me from eating uncooked microwavable food.  Continue reading

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I’m Friday the 13th

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I’m  Friday the 13th. I’m the baddest of bad luck. Black cats and broken mirrors like left jabs and right straights from Muhammad Ali. Continue reading

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Thinner #9: Hardware Store of the Gods

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Giant chain hardware stores are possibly the entrance to hell. Continue reading

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Millennial has Panic Attack in Checkout Line, Dies.

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Gen-Y? More like Gen-Why am I alive? Continue reading

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New-U

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It’s a new year. Get a New-U! Continue reading

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Glass Puddle

See mirror. Buy mirror. Fix mirror. Fix your life. Continue reading

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Thinner #8: Spiderman

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[Omitted] continues with the pain of existence, now on the bus ride home. Continue reading

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