Tag Archives: humor

3rd Shift #1: Zombie in Electronics

Welcome to the Super-Mart at the edge of reality. The cart pusher is a werewolf and the manager always dies. It’s the eternal midnight shift and the employees never leave. Customers are zombies, spree shooters are laughed at, the compactor is worshiped and the floor machines are always hungry. Continue reading

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Thinner #11: LeeAnn

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Omitted accidentally raises someone from the dead and fights their hands. Continue reading

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Thinner #10 General Family Dollar Tree

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It’s time to take a stand in my life, and squid-gods, drugstore employees and fucking Santa Claus will not stop me from eating uncooked microwavable food.  Continue reading

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I’m Friday the 13th

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I’m  Friday the 13th. I’m the baddest of bad luck. Black cats and broken mirrors like left jabs and right straights from Muhammad Ali. Continue reading

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Thinner #9: Hardware Store of the Gods

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Giant chain hardware stores are possibly the entrance to hell. Continue reading

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Glass Puddle

See mirror. Buy mirror. Fix mirror. Fix your life. Continue reading

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Black Friday

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A black Friday sale descends into violence because the deals are too damn good. Continue reading

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Thinner #8: Spiderman

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[Omitted] continues with the pain of existence, now on the bus ride home. Continue reading

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Thinner #7: Right Aide

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A rival drugstore places its claim on the narrator’s soul. Continue reading

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Tech Support Tease

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Talk to me, in your customer service voice… Continue reading

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